Something That is Not Really Anything Productive.

eemaanee:

beebemarie:

#1: I’m around da corner. = I’m 45 minutes away.

#2: We in dis bitch! = We will be attending the event.

#3: Free my nigga. = Although he did commit a crime that is against the law, free him because he is my friend.

#4: So you mad? = It amuses me that your angered by what just occurred when it didn’t seem like a big deal to me.

#5: You wasn’t with me shootin’ in the gym = You did not contribute to my current success in any way, shape or form.

#6: Where dey do dat at? = What type of establishment allows behavior of that sort?

#7: Im bout to go ham! = If you say one more thing that displeases me, I shall be forced to take disciplinary actions.

#8: I got da whip. = My mother was kind enough to let me use the car. 

#9: You tryna chill? = I really want to engage in sexual activity with you, but if I said that you might say no. 

#10: I’m chillin tonight. = My current financial situation is not budgeted for extra curricular activity.

#11: You aint bout that life! = Your living standards are not fit for the situation at hand!

#12: Shit just got real. = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughing matter!!

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